Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Umm...
Tuesday 9/2/08
11:16 a.m.
What a great way to start the football season. Not only did Mississippi State lose their season opener to Louisiana Tech, we are also the ONLY team in the SEC west to lose this week. Awesome! Thank Jain Tennesse lost too. Sorry Banana.
To make matters worse our all-SEC linebacker Jamar Chaney is out for the season after sustaining broken leg in Saturday’s game. Chaney, a senior, had a team-high 12 tackles vs. Tech. He led the Bulldogs last year with 89 tackles, and had started 27 of the last 29 games.
State now returns to Starkville to open its 2008 home schedule, hosting Southeastern Louisiana next Saturday, Sept. 6, at 6 p.m. CT at Davis Wade Stadium. The Lions downed Alcorn State 34-28 in Lorman Saturday night, which means we will probably lose too.
A few weeks ago I was in Newport Kentucky at some boat show where the coolest band ever, Special Midnight, was rocking our souls with some sweet 80's covers. There were several vendors selling booze and food that smelled like my car after I left the window down when it rained and then dried up in the 90 degree sun. Anyway, as I was strolling along the aisle, trying not to vomit from the stench, I noticed a picture of a man who looked very familiar. Now, I could be totally wrong, but take a look at this picture and tell me who you think it looks like...
11:16 a.m.
What a great way to start the football season. Not only did Mississippi State lose their season opener to Louisiana Tech, we are also the ONLY team in the SEC west to lose this week. Awesome! Thank Jain Tennesse lost too. Sorry Banana.
To make matters worse our all-SEC linebacker Jamar Chaney is out for the season after sustaining broken leg in Saturday’s game. Chaney, a senior, had a team-high 12 tackles vs. Tech. He led the Bulldogs last year with 89 tackles, and had started 27 of the last 29 games.
State now returns to Starkville to open its 2008 home schedule, hosting Southeastern Louisiana next Saturday, Sept. 6, at 6 p.m. CT at Davis Wade Stadium. The Lions downed Alcorn State 34-28 in Lorman Saturday night, which means we will probably lose too.
A few weeks ago I was in Newport Kentucky at some boat show where the coolest band ever, Special Midnight, was rocking our souls with some sweet 80's covers. There were several vendors selling booze and food that smelled like my car after I left the window down when it rained and then dried up in the 90 degree sun. Anyway, as I was strolling along the aisle, trying not to vomit from the stench, I noticed a picture of a man who looked very familiar. Now, I could be totally wrong, but take a look at this picture and tell me who you think it looks like...
If I didn't know any better (and I usually don't) I would say that this jolly old man about to suck the poop out of that crawfish is the same gentleman who coaches the team that played like that crawfish poop he is about to suck.
(This is the same face he makes while sucking the heads)
So, this is what I think. During the off-season Croom spent all of his time working on some new outstanding crawfish seasoning instead of working on some new outstanding plays. He's been trying to market it in Louisiana, but hasn't had much luck. So, what does he do? He calls up the coach at Louisiana Tech and says, "Hey man. If you can get me into the market down in Louisiana, I'll make sure my team plays like total shit when we play you guys for the season opener. You scratch my balls, I'll scratch yours." So, their coach said "no problem" and we lost the game. All for some damn crawfish seasoning.
I am never eating cajun food again. Thanks Sly!
Friday, August 29, 2008
Numéro quatre
Friday 8/29/08
12:45 p.m.
Jason Campbell
Hot quarterback number four plays for the Washington Redskins. He is my backup fantasy QB and did absoultely nothing in the game last night.
This is why I picked him...he told me to.
I included JC in my poll mainly because he is from MS and that is where all of the coolest people are from.
A 2000 graduate of Taylorsville High School in Taylorsville, Mississippi, Campbell went on to play college football at Auburn where he led the Tigers to an undefeated season in 2004 and was named the SEC Player of the Year and MVP of the SEC Championship Game. Campbell currently holds the record for the longest touchdown completion in Auburn football history, an 87 yard pass to Silas Daniels in a 2004 matchup versus Louisiana Tech (who will get Croomed tomorrow). He also holds the Auburn career record for completion percentage at 64.6.
Campbell was selected as the 25th pick in the first round of the 2005 NFL Draft by the Washington Redskins. On November 13, 2006 coach Joe Gibbs named Campbell the starting quarterback of the 3-6 Redskins over Mark Brunell. On November 19, 2006, Campbell made his first career start, and he threw for two touchdowns and no interceptions in a 20-17 Redskins loss to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Jason Campbell wears No. 17 for the Redskins, which once belonged to Super Bowl MVP Doug Williams, and Billy Kilmer, the quarterback who guided the team to its first Super Bowl appearance in Super Bowl VII.
On Oct. 7, 2007 Jason Campbell set career highs in completions, yards, and passer rating for a game against the Detroit Lions. His stats for the game were 23 of 29 for 248 yards and two touchdowns with a passer rating of 125.3 as he lead the Redskins to a 34-3 victory. Later in the week, he was named the NFC Offensive Player Of The Week
Hobbies:
Drumming
Love Life:
Mercedes Lindsay is his main b-atch. She's a beauty queen or something. You know these hotties can't date regular women.
Heritage:
Um...Native American. Redskins. Yeah, that's it.
12:45 p.m.
Jason Campbell
Hot quarterback number four plays for the Washington Redskins. He is my backup fantasy QB and did absoultely nothing in the game last night.
This is why I picked him...he told me to.
I included JC in my poll mainly because he is from MS and that is where all of the coolest people are from.
A 2000 graduate of Taylorsville High School in Taylorsville, Mississippi, Campbell went on to play college football at Auburn where he led the Tigers to an undefeated season in 2004 and was named the SEC Player of the Year and MVP of the SEC Championship Game. Campbell currently holds the record for the longest touchdown completion in Auburn football history, an 87 yard pass to Silas Daniels in a 2004 matchup versus Louisiana Tech (who will get Croomed tomorrow). He also holds the Auburn career record for completion percentage at 64.6.
Campbell was selected as the 25th pick in the first round of the 2005 NFL Draft by the Washington Redskins. On November 13, 2006 coach Joe Gibbs named Campbell the starting quarterback of the 3-6 Redskins over Mark Brunell. On November 19, 2006, Campbell made his first career start, and he threw for two touchdowns and no interceptions in a 20-17 Redskins loss to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Jason Campbell wears No. 17 for the Redskins, which once belonged to Super Bowl MVP Doug Williams, and Billy Kilmer, the quarterback who guided the team to its first Super Bowl appearance in Super Bowl VII.
On Oct. 7, 2007 Jason Campbell set career highs in completions, yards, and passer rating for a game against the Detroit Lions. His stats for the game were 23 of 29 for 248 yards and two touchdowns with a passer rating of 125.3 as he lead the Redskins to a 34-3 victory. Later in the week, he was named the NFC Offensive Player Of The Week
Hobbies:
Drumming
Love Life:
Mercedes Lindsay is his main b-atch. She's a beauty queen or something. You know these hotties can't date regular women.
Heritage:
Um...Native American. Redskins. Yeah, that's it.
A hilarious commercial:
Source
QB Nummer drie
Friday 8/29/08
11:50 a.m.
Philip Rivers
Philip Rivers is the quarterback for the San Diego Chargers. He was drafted by the New York Giants with the fourth overall pick in the 2004 NFL Draft. However, a draft-day trade sent Rivers to the Chargers and Eli Manning to the Giants. And once again that little bitch ruins the dreams of another hot QB.
(Little bitch holding a jersey that shouldn't belong to him)
On November 12, 2006, Rivers had the best game of his career and led the Chargers to an improbable comeback against the Cincinnati Bengals. Down 28-7 at halftime, Rivers led the Chargers on six drives culminating in touchdowns. After driving in for the Chargers first touchdown after halftime, Nick Hardwick, River's center, reminisced about Rivers, mimicking his southern drawl, "He's yelling 'Y'all don't think we're out of this' to the Bengals.' When he said that, I said, 'Shoot, I guess we ain't out of this. Right on.'" Why the hell do people always have to mock Southern accents? You know what? We say "y'all". We say it often. Personally, I think it sounds better than "you guys" or "you all". Y'all. Say it with me and draw it out. Y'aaaaalll.
Rivers himself threw for 337 yards and three touchdown passes, while LaDainian Tomlinson scored three of their four rushing touchdowns. San Diego outscored Cincinnati 42-13 in the second half winning the game 49-41, matching the biggest comeback in 23 years for the Chargers. Go Rivers! Eat shit Eli.
Rivers led several 4th quarter comebacks in 2006, and posted the league's highest 4th quarter quarterback rating. As a result of a stellar performance throughout the season, Rivers was selected to the 2007 Pro Bowl.
For the 2007 season a new coach, Norv Turner, took over the Chargers, and after a 1-3 start, the Chargers found their groove and finished 11-5, winning the AFC West for the second straight year. The Chargers also won their first two playoff games since the 1994 season, beating the Tennessee Titans and the Indianapolis Colts before falling to the Patriots in the AFC Championship Game 21-12. The Patriots then went on to lose to the little bitch's team, the Giants.
Following the playoff loss, Rivers revealed that he required surgery to repair his Anterior cruciate ligament, an injury he'd played through during the Chargers' playoff run - this operation would require 6 months recovery. This hot piece is healthy and ready to throw his ball. If only I could be there to catch it...
Hobbies:
Rivers is a co-owner of D1 Sports Training in Huntsville, AL. He is a devout Roman Catholic, speaking frequently to young people about chastity and living their lives for Christ. Now I don't know who the hell Chastity is, but she better step off of my number 3 hot qb.
Love Life:
Philip is married to some ho named Tiffany (Chill out. I'm sure she's not a whore. I just call all women that.) and has three young daughters. So, I guess he's off the market...unless he's an adulterer. So you're saying I have a chance...
(Rivers is not married to either of these Tiffanys. )
Heritage:
Uh...Alabamian
Here's a cute video made by a young fan:
I'm pretty sure this isn't his real myspace page, but check it out and listen to the most awesome song I have hear in the last five minutes.
11:50 a.m.
Philip Rivers
Philip Rivers is the quarterback for the San Diego Chargers. He was drafted by the New York Giants with the fourth overall pick in the 2004 NFL Draft. However, a draft-day trade sent Rivers to the Chargers and Eli Manning to the Giants. And once again that little bitch ruins the dreams of another hot QB.
(Little bitch holding a jersey that shouldn't belong to him)
On November 12, 2006, Rivers had the best game of his career and led the Chargers to an improbable comeback against the Cincinnati Bengals. Down 28-7 at halftime, Rivers led the Chargers on six drives culminating in touchdowns. After driving in for the Chargers first touchdown after halftime, Nick Hardwick, River's center, reminisced about Rivers, mimicking his southern drawl, "He's yelling 'Y'all don't think we're out of this' to the Bengals.' When he said that, I said, 'Shoot, I guess we ain't out of this. Right on.'" Why the hell do people always have to mock Southern accents? You know what? We say "y'all". We say it often. Personally, I think it sounds better than "you guys" or "you all". Y'all. Say it with me and draw it out. Y'aaaaalll.
Rivers himself threw for 337 yards and three touchdown passes, while LaDainian Tomlinson scored three of their four rushing touchdowns. San Diego outscored Cincinnati 42-13 in the second half winning the game 49-41, matching the biggest comeback in 23 years for the Chargers. Go Rivers! Eat shit Eli.
Rivers led several 4th quarter comebacks in 2006, and posted the league's highest 4th quarter quarterback rating. As a result of a stellar performance throughout the season, Rivers was selected to the 2007 Pro Bowl.
For the 2007 season a new coach, Norv Turner, took over the Chargers, and after a 1-3 start, the Chargers found their groove and finished 11-5, winning the AFC West for the second straight year. The Chargers also won their first two playoff games since the 1994 season, beating the Tennessee Titans and the Indianapolis Colts before falling to the Patriots in the AFC Championship Game 21-12. The Patriots then went on to lose to the little bitch's team, the Giants.
Following the playoff loss, Rivers revealed that he required surgery to repair his Anterior cruciate ligament, an injury he'd played through during the Chargers' playoff run - this operation would require 6 months recovery. This hot piece is healthy and ready to throw his ball. If only I could be there to catch it...
Hobbies:
Rivers is a co-owner of D1 Sports Training in Huntsville, AL. He is a devout Roman Catholic, speaking frequently to young people about chastity and living their lives for Christ. Now I don't know who the hell Chastity is, but she better step off of my number 3 hot qb.
Love Life:
Philip is married to some ho named Tiffany (Chill out. I'm sure she's not a whore. I just call all women that.) and has three young daughters. So, I guess he's off the market...unless he's an adulterer. So you're saying I have a chance...
(Rivers is not married to either of these Tiffanys. )
Heritage:
Uh...Alabamian
Here's a cute video made by a young fan:
I'm pretty sure this isn't his real myspace page, but check it out and listen to the most awesome song I have hear in the last five minutes.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
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