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Philip Rivers
Philip Rivers is the quarterback for the San Diego Chargers. He was drafted by the New York Giants with the fourth overall pick in the 2004 NFL Draft. However, a draft-day trade sent Rivers to the Chargers and Eli Manning to the Giants. And once again that little bitch ruins the dreams of another hot QB.
(Little bitch holding a jersey that shouldn't belong to him)
On November 12, 2006, Rivers had the best game of his career and led the Chargers to an improbable comeback against the Cincinnati Bengals. Down 28-7 at halftime, Rivers led the Chargers on six drives culminating in touchdowns. After driving in for the Chargers first touchdown after halftime, Nick Hardwick, River's center, reminisced about Rivers, mimicking his southern drawl, "He's yelling 'Y'all don't think we're out of this' to the Bengals.' When he said that, I said, 'Shoot, I guess we ain't out of this. Right on.'" Why the hell do people always have to mock Southern accents? You know what? We say "y'all". We say it often. Personally, I think it sounds better than "you guys" or "you all". Y'all. Say it with me and draw it out. Y'aaaaalll.
Rivers himself threw for 337 yards and three touchdown passes, while LaDainian Tomlinson scored three of their four rushing touchdowns. San Diego outscored Cincinnati 42-13 in the second half winning the game 49-41, matching the biggest comeback in 23 years for the Chargers. Go Rivers! Eat shit Eli.
Rivers led several 4th quarter comebacks in 2006, and posted the league's highest 4th quarter quarterback rating. As a result of a stellar performance throughout the season, Rivers was selected to the 2007 Pro Bowl.
For the 2007 season a new coach, Norv Turner, took over the Chargers, and after a 1-3 start, the Chargers found their groove and finished 11-5, winning the AFC West for the second straight year. The Chargers also won their first two playoff games since the 1994 season, beating the Tennessee Titans and the Indianapolis Colts before falling to the Patriots in the AFC Championship Game 21-12. The Patriots then went on to lose to the little bitch's team, the Giants.
Following the playoff loss, Rivers revealed that he required surgery to repair his Anterior cruciate ligament, an injury he'd played through during the Chargers' playoff run - this operation would require 6 months recovery. This hot piece is healthy and ready to throw his ball. If only I could be there to catch it...
Hobbies:
Rivers is a co-owner of D1 Sports Training in Huntsville, AL. He is a devout Roman Catholic, speaking frequently to young people about chastity and living their lives for Christ. Now I don't know who the hell Chastity is, but she better step off of my number 3 hot qb.
Love Life:
Philip is married to some ho named Tiffany (Chill out. I'm sure she's not a whore. I just call all women that.) and has three young daughters. So, I guess he's off the market...unless he's an adulterer. So you're saying I have a chance...
(Rivers is not married to either of these Tiffanys. )
Heritage:
Uh...Alabamian
Here's a cute video made by a young fan:
I'm pretty sure this isn't his real myspace page, but check it out and listen to the most awesome song I have hear in the last five minutes.
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