Friday 8/29/08
1:26 p.m.
Friday, August 29, 2008
Numéro quatre
Friday 8/29/08
12:45 p.m.
Jason Campbell
Hot quarterback number four plays for the Washington Redskins. He is my backup fantasy QB and did absoultely nothing in the game last night.
This is why I picked him...he told me to.
I included JC in my poll mainly because he is from MS and that is where all of the coolest people are from.
A 2000 graduate of Taylorsville High School in Taylorsville, Mississippi, Campbell went on to play college football at Auburn where he led the Tigers to an undefeated season in 2004 and was named the SEC Player of the Year and MVP of the SEC Championship Game. Campbell currently holds the record for the longest touchdown completion in Auburn football history, an 87 yard pass to Silas Daniels in a 2004 matchup versus Louisiana Tech (who will get Croomed tomorrow). He also holds the Auburn career record for completion percentage at 64.6.
Campbell was selected as the 25th pick in the first round of the 2005 NFL Draft by the Washington Redskins. On November 13, 2006 coach Joe Gibbs named Campbell the starting quarterback of the 3-6 Redskins over Mark Brunell. On November 19, 2006, Campbell made his first career start, and he threw for two touchdowns and no interceptions in a 20-17 Redskins loss to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Jason Campbell wears No. 17 for the Redskins, which once belonged to Super Bowl MVP Doug Williams, and Billy Kilmer, the quarterback who guided the team to its first Super Bowl appearance in Super Bowl VII.
On Oct. 7, 2007 Jason Campbell set career highs in completions, yards, and passer rating for a game against the Detroit Lions. His stats for the game were 23 of 29 for 248 yards and two touchdowns with a passer rating of 125.3 as he lead the Redskins to a 34-3 victory. Later in the week, he was named the NFC Offensive Player Of The Week
Hobbies:
Drumming
Love Life:
Mercedes Lindsay is his main b-atch. She's a beauty queen or something. You know these hotties can't date regular women.
Heritage:
Um...Native American. Redskins. Yeah, that's it.
12:45 p.m.
Jason Campbell
Hot quarterback number four plays for the Washington Redskins. He is my backup fantasy QB and did absoultely nothing in the game last night.
This is why I picked him...he told me to.
I included JC in my poll mainly because he is from MS and that is where all of the coolest people are from.
A 2000 graduate of Taylorsville High School in Taylorsville, Mississippi, Campbell went on to play college football at Auburn where he led the Tigers to an undefeated season in 2004 and was named the SEC Player of the Year and MVP of the SEC Championship Game. Campbell currently holds the record for the longest touchdown completion in Auburn football history, an 87 yard pass to Silas Daniels in a 2004 matchup versus Louisiana Tech (who will get Croomed tomorrow). He also holds the Auburn career record for completion percentage at 64.6.
Campbell was selected as the 25th pick in the first round of the 2005 NFL Draft by the Washington Redskins. On November 13, 2006 coach Joe Gibbs named Campbell the starting quarterback of the 3-6 Redskins over Mark Brunell. On November 19, 2006, Campbell made his first career start, and he threw for two touchdowns and no interceptions in a 20-17 Redskins loss to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Jason Campbell wears No. 17 for the Redskins, which once belonged to Super Bowl MVP Doug Williams, and Billy Kilmer, the quarterback who guided the team to its first Super Bowl appearance in Super Bowl VII.
On Oct. 7, 2007 Jason Campbell set career highs in completions, yards, and passer rating for a game against the Detroit Lions. His stats for the game were 23 of 29 for 248 yards and two touchdowns with a passer rating of 125.3 as he lead the Redskins to a 34-3 victory. Later in the week, he was named the NFC Offensive Player Of The Week
Hobbies:
Drumming
Love Life:
Mercedes Lindsay is his main b-atch. She's a beauty queen or something. You know these hotties can't date regular women.
Heritage:
Um...Native American. Redskins. Yeah, that's it.
A hilarious commercial:
Source
QB Nummer drie
Friday 8/29/08
11:50 a.m.
Philip Rivers
Philip Rivers is the quarterback for the San Diego Chargers. He was drafted by the New York Giants with the fourth overall pick in the 2004 NFL Draft. However, a draft-day trade sent Rivers to the Chargers and Eli Manning to the Giants. And once again that little bitch ruins the dreams of another hot QB.
(Little bitch holding a jersey that shouldn't belong to him)
On November 12, 2006, Rivers had the best game of his career and led the Chargers to an improbable comeback against the Cincinnati Bengals. Down 28-7 at halftime, Rivers led the Chargers on six drives culminating in touchdowns. After driving in for the Chargers first touchdown after halftime, Nick Hardwick, River's center, reminisced about Rivers, mimicking his southern drawl, "He's yelling 'Y'all don't think we're out of this' to the Bengals.' When he said that, I said, 'Shoot, I guess we ain't out of this. Right on.'" Why the hell do people always have to mock Southern accents? You know what? We say "y'all". We say it often. Personally, I think it sounds better than "you guys" or "you all". Y'all. Say it with me and draw it out. Y'aaaaalll.
Rivers himself threw for 337 yards and three touchdown passes, while LaDainian Tomlinson scored three of their four rushing touchdowns. San Diego outscored Cincinnati 42-13 in the second half winning the game 49-41, matching the biggest comeback in 23 years for the Chargers. Go Rivers! Eat shit Eli.
Rivers led several 4th quarter comebacks in 2006, and posted the league's highest 4th quarter quarterback rating. As a result of a stellar performance throughout the season, Rivers was selected to the 2007 Pro Bowl.
For the 2007 season a new coach, Norv Turner, took over the Chargers, and after a 1-3 start, the Chargers found their groove and finished 11-5, winning the AFC West for the second straight year. The Chargers also won their first two playoff games since the 1994 season, beating the Tennessee Titans and the Indianapolis Colts before falling to the Patriots in the AFC Championship Game 21-12. The Patriots then went on to lose to the little bitch's team, the Giants.
Following the playoff loss, Rivers revealed that he required surgery to repair his Anterior cruciate ligament, an injury he'd played through during the Chargers' playoff run - this operation would require 6 months recovery. This hot piece is healthy and ready to throw his ball. If only I could be there to catch it...
Hobbies:
Rivers is a co-owner of D1 Sports Training in Huntsville, AL. He is a devout Roman Catholic, speaking frequently to young people about chastity and living their lives for Christ. Now I don't know who the hell Chastity is, but she better step off of my number 3 hot qb.
Love Life:
Philip is married to some ho named Tiffany (Chill out. I'm sure she's not a whore. I just call all women that.) and has three young daughters. So, I guess he's off the market...unless he's an adulterer. So you're saying I have a chance...
(Rivers is not married to either of these Tiffanys. )
Heritage:
Uh...Alabamian
Here's a cute video made by a young fan:
I'm pretty sure this isn't his real myspace page, but check it out and listen to the most awesome song I have hear in the last five minutes.
11:50 a.m.
Philip Rivers
Philip Rivers is the quarterback for the San Diego Chargers. He was drafted by the New York Giants with the fourth overall pick in the 2004 NFL Draft. However, a draft-day trade sent Rivers to the Chargers and Eli Manning to the Giants. And once again that little bitch ruins the dreams of another hot QB.
(Little bitch holding a jersey that shouldn't belong to him)
On November 12, 2006, Rivers had the best game of his career and led the Chargers to an improbable comeback against the Cincinnati Bengals. Down 28-7 at halftime, Rivers led the Chargers on six drives culminating in touchdowns. After driving in for the Chargers first touchdown after halftime, Nick Hardwick, River's center, reminisced about Rivers, mimicking his southern drawl, "He's yelling 'Y'all don't think we're out of this' to the Bengals.' When he said that, I said, 'Shoot, I guess we ain't out of this. Right on.'" Why the hell do people always have to mock Southern accents? You know what? We say "y'all". We say it often. Personally, I think it sounds better than "you guys" or "you all". Y'all. Say it with me and draw it out. Y'aaaaalll.
Rivers himself threw for 337 yards and three touchdown passes, while LaDainian Tomlinson scored three of their four rushing touchdowns. San Diego outscored Cincinnati 42-13 in the second half winning the game 49-41, matching the biggest comeback in 23 years for the Chargers. Go Rivers! Eat shit Eli.
Rivers led several 4th quarter comebacks in 2006, and posted the league's highest 4th quarter quarterback rating. As a result of a stellar performance throughout the season, Rivers was selected to the 2007 Pro Bowl.
For the 2007 season a new coach, Norv Turner, took over the Chargers, and after a 1-3 start, the Chargers found their groove and finished 11-5, winning the AFC West for the second straight year. The Chargers also won their first two playoff games since the 1994 season, beating the Tennessee Titans and the Indianapolis Colts before falling to the Patriots in the AFC Championship Game 21-12. The Patriots then went on to lose to the little bitch's team, the Giants.
Following the playoff loss, Rivers revealed that he required surgery to repair his Anterior cruciate ligament, an injury he'd played through during the Chargers' playoff run - this operation would require 6 months recovery. This hot piece is healthy and ready to throw his ball. If only I could be there to catch it...
Hobbies:
Rivers is a co-owner of D1 Sports Training in Huntsville, AL. He is a devout Roman Catholic, speaking frequently to young people about chastity and living their lives for Christ. Now I don't know who the hell Chastity is, but she better step off of my number 3 hot qb.
Love Life:
Philip is married to some ho named Tiffany (Chill out. I'm sure she's not a whore. I just call all women that.) and has three young daughters. So, I guess he's off the market...unless he's an adulterer. So you're saying I have a chance...
(Rivers is not married to either of these Tiffanys. )
Heritage:
Uh...Alabamian
Here's a cute video made by a young fan:
I'm pretty sure this isn't his real myspace page, but check it out and listen to the most awesome song I have hear in the last five minutes.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
QB numero dos
Thursday 8/28/08
12:44 p.m.
Thomas Edward Brady, Jr.
This hot piece has been widely regarded as one of the best NFL quarterbacks in all of the history of quarterbacks in the universe. Well, maybe just in the last decade or so and only in the US. He's played in 4 Super Bowls, three of which he led his team to victory. He lost last year to the Giants and their little bitch QB, Eli Manning.
Now, I know some of you are saying, "WHAT? How dare you talk about a Manning like that. Their nuts are made of gold and they can do no wrong." Please. I am from Mississippi and I know that he is a little bitch. I had a friend that dated him back in college where they attended the worst college ever to be built, the University of Mississippi. And no, that isn't Mississippi State. It's Ole Miss. Get it straight. Anyway, the main reason that I say that Eli is a bitch if purely for the fact that he wore cutoff denim short. Cutoff jorts! Bitch? I think so.
(imagine these are cut off at the knee)
Now, back to hot ass...
Sexy pants holds the NFL record for most touchdown passes in a single regular season. He was named as Sports Illustrated's Sportsman of the Year, in 2005, and also helped set the record for the longest consecutive win streak in NFL history with 21 straight wins over two seasons.
In 2004 and 2007, Brady was named "Sportsman of the Year" by The Sporting News. He was also named the 2007 NFL MVP, as well as 2007 Male Athlete of the Year by the Associated Press, the first time he has received that honor, and the first time an NFL player has been honored since Joe Montana won in 1990. So, basically, he's pretty freakin' good.
Okay, enough sports info, let's get to the juice...
Hobbies:
Dating hot chicks
Love Life:
Hot stuff likes his ladies the same. He dated actress (I have no idea what she has done other than play Mr. Big's wife on Sex and the City) Bridget Moynahan from 2004 until late 2006. On February 18, 2007, Moynahan confirmed to People magazine that she was knocked up with a soon to be hot son. Brady and Moynahan ended their relationship sometime in early December 2006, around the time Moynahan became pregnant, leaving the baby to be a bastard child. John Edward Thomas Moynahan (See that's what you get when you ditch your pregnant baby's mama) was born on August 22, 2007 at Saint John's Health Center in Santa Monica.
Oh yeah, he left the knocked up actress that no one knows to be with the hottest supermodel ever - Heidi Klum. I mean Giselle. They're still together, walking around looking hot and whatnot.
Heritage:
12:44 p.m.
Thomas Edward Brady, Jr.
This hot piece has been widely regarded as one of the best NFL quarterbacks in all of the history of quarterbacks in the universe. Well, maybe just in the last decade or so and only in the US. He's played in 4 Super Bowls, three of which he led his team to victory. He lost last year to the Giants and their little bitch QB, Eli Manning.
(little bitch)
Now, I know some of you are saying, "WHAT? How dare you talk about a Manning like that. Their nuts are made of gold and they can do no wrong." Please. I am from Mississippi and I know that he is a little bitch. I had a friend that dated him back in college where they attended the worst college ever to be built, the University of Mississippi. And no, that isn't Mississippi State. It's Ole Miss. Get it straight. Anyway, the main reason that I say that Eli is a bitch if purely for the fact that he wore cutoff denim short. Cutoff jorts! Bitch? I think so.
(imagine these are cut off at the knee)
Now, back to hot ass...
Sexy pants holds the NFL record for most touchdown passes in a single regular season. He was named as Sports Illustrated's Sportsman of the Year, in 2005, and also helped set the record for the longest consecutive win streak in NFL history with 21 straight wins over two seasons.
In 2004 and 2007, Brady was named "Sportsman of the Year" by The Sporting News. He was also named the 2007 NFL MVP, as well as 2007 Male Athlete of the Year by the Associated Press, the first time he has received that honor, and the first time an NFL player has been honored since Joe Montana won in 1990. So, basically, he's pretty freakin' good.
Okay, enough sports info, let's get to the juice...
Hobbies:
Dating hot chicks
Love Life:
Hot stuff likes his ladies the same. He dated actress (I have no idea what she has done other than play Mr. Big's wife on Sex and the City) Bridget Moynahan from 2004 until late 2006. On February 18, 2007, Moynahan confirmed to People magazine that she was knocked up with a soon to be hot son. Brady and Moynahan ended their relationship sometime in early December 2006, around the time Moynahan became pregnant, leaving the baby to be a bastard child. John Edward Thomas Moynahan (See that's what you get when you ditch your pregnant baby's mama) was born on August 22, 2007 at Saint John's Health Center in Santa Monica.
Oh yeah, he left the knocked up actress that no one knows to be with the hottest supermodel ever - Heidi Klum. I mean Giselle. They're still together, walking around looking hot and whatnot.
Heritage:
Here's a link to his website if you want to see more hotness.
Source
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
QB number one
Wednesday 8/27/08
12:11 p.m.
As I said yesterday, I would give you a more in depth look on our poll players of the week. And for once, I am going to keep my word to you.
I could go on and on about Antonio "Tony" Ramiro Romo's football career, and how he was the first player in Eastern Illinois and Ohio Valley Conference history to win the Walter Payton Award. I could also tell you that his first NFL pass was a 33 yard completion to Sam Hurd vs. the Houston Texans on the same day. During the same game, Romo threw his first NFL touchdown pass to Terrell Owens. And you probably already know that On November 29, 2007 against the Green Bay Packers, in a game between 10-1 teams, Romo threw four touchdown passes (bringing his season total to 33), breaking Danny White's (29) record from 1983.
Or On December 22 against the Carolina Panthers, Romo became the first Cowboy quarterback to pass for more than 4,000 yards in a season. And finally on December 30 against the Washington Redskins, Romo broke the all-time completions record within the franchise with his 335th completion, a short pass to Jason Witten. The Cowboys finished the season with a 13-3 record. Yes, I could tell you all of these facts, but you probably already knew about those.
What I'm sure all of you intelligent and sports loving readers want to know about Antonio is what's going on in his personal life. Well, I think I can answer your questions.
Hobbies:
He's an avid golfer. He attempted to qualify for the 2004 EDS Byron Nelson Championship and the 2005 U.S. Open, but failed.
Romo is also a frequent guest on local sports radio programs. Since 2006, he has been the co-host of "Inside The Huddle", a one-hour player commentary show that aired on local talk radio in Dallas along with linebacker Bradie James. Romo signed on for his second season as the show's co-host and will be joined regularly by Cowboys wide receiver Sam Hurd. The show is broadcast on the KLLI radio station in Dallas.
Love life:
In November 2007, Romo began dating (wannabe) singer and (wannabe) actress Jessica Simpson.
(Yoko Romo)
On December 16, 2007, Yoko attended the Cowboys-Eagles game at Texas Stadium, in which Romo played like poop pie and the Cowboys lost to the Eagles.
Heritage:
Romo is a third-generation Mexican American on his father's side. His grandfather, Ramiro Romo Sr., emigrated from Múzquiz, Coahuila, Mexico to San Antonio, Texas as an adolescent. The elder Romo cites Tony's success as an example of the possibilities afforded to immigrants in the United States: "I've always said this is a country of opportunities. If you don't get a job or an education, it's because you don't want to." Romo's mother is of Polish-German descent. Sexy he's a Mexipolan.
Tony's webiste
Source:
Wikipedia
12:11 p.m.
As I said yesterday, I would give you a more in depth look on our poll players of the week. And for once, I am going to keep my word to you.
I could go on and on about Antonio "Tony" Ramiro Romo's football career, and how he was the first player in Eastern Illinois and Ohio Valley Conference history to win the Walter Payton Award. I could also tell you that his first NFL pass was a 33 yard completion to Sam Hurd vs. the Houston Texans on the same day. During the same game, Romo threw his first NFL touchdown pass to Terrell Owens. And you probably already know that On November 29, 2007 against the Green Bay Packers, in a game between 10-1 teams, Romo threw four touchdown passes (bringing his season total to 33), breaking Danny White's (29) record from 1983.
Or On December 22 against the Carolina Panthers, Romo became the first Cowboy quarterback to pass for more than 4,000 yards in a season. And finally on December 30 against the Washington Redskins, Romo broke the all-time completions record within the franchise with his 335th completion, a short pass to Jason Witten. The Cowboys finished the season with a 13-3 record. Yes, I could tell you all of these facts, but you probably already knew about those.
What I'm sure all of you intelligent and sports loving readers want to know about Antonio is what's going on in his personal life. Well, I think I can answer your questions.
Hobbies:
He's an avid golfer. He attempted to qualify for the 2004 EDS Byron Nelson Championship and the 2005 U.S. Open, but failed.
Romo is also a frequent guest on local sports radio programs. Since 2006, he has been the co-host of "Inside The Huddle", a one-hour player commentary show that aired on local talk radio in Dallas along with linebacker Bradie James. Romo signed on for his second season as the show's co-host and will be joined regularly by Cowboys wide receiver Sam Hurd. The show is broadcast on the KLLI radio station in Dallas.
Love life:
In November 2007, Romo began dating (wannabe) singer and (wannabe) actress Jessica Simpson.
(Yoko Romo)
On December 16, 2007, Yoko attended the Cowboys-Eagles game at Texas Stadium, in which Romo played like poop pie and the Cowboys lost to the Eagles.
Heritage:
Romo is a third-generation Mexican American on his father's side. His grandfather, Ramiro Romo Sr., emigrated from Múzquiz, Coahuila, Mexico to San Antonio, Texas as an adolescent. The elder Romo cites Tony's success as an example of the possibilities afforded to immigrants in the United States: "I've always said this is a country of opportunities. If you don't get a job or an education, it's because you don't want to." Romo's mother is of Polish-German descent. Sexy he's a Mexipolan.
Tony's webiste
Source:
Wikipedia
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Poll of the Week
Tuesday 8/26/08
1:15 p.m.
This week's poll is: Who is the hottest NFL quarterback? It was pretty tough to narrow it down to for (that's another lie), but I managed to do it. Which one of these gents gets your temperature rising every time he goes to grab his ball?
1. Tony Romo
Height: 6-2
Weight: 224
Age: 28
Born: 4/21/1980 San Diego , CA
College: Eastern Illinois
Experience: 6th season
High School: Burlington HS [WI]
2. Tom Brady
Height: 6-4
Weight: 225
Age: 31
Born: 8/3/1977 San Mateo , CA
College: Michigan
Experience: 9th season
High School: Serra HS [San Mateo, CA]
3. Philip Rivers
Height: 6-5
Weight: 228
Age: 26
Born: 12/8/1981 Decatur , AL
College: North Carolina State
Experience: 5th season
High School: Athens HS [AL]
4. Jason Campbell
Height: 6-5
Weight: 231
Age: 26
Born: 12/31/1981 Laurel , MS
College: Auburn
Experience: 4th season
High School: Taylorsville HS [MS]
This is just a brief introduction to our studs of the week. I will be back tomorrow with more informative facts, such as who they are sleeping with, boxers or briefs, who's their favorite character from The Hills, etc. Plus, I will have more pictures to better help you make your decision.
1:15 p.m.
This week's poll is: Who is the hottest NFL quarterback? It was pretty tough to narrow it down to for (that's another lie), but I managed to do it. Which one of these gents gets your temperature rising every time he goes to grab his ball?
1. Tony Romo
Height: 6-2
Weight: 224
Age: 28
Born: 4/21/1980 San Diego , CA
College: Eastern Illinois
Experience: 6th season
High School: Burlington HS [WI]
2. Tom Brady
Height: 6-4
Weight: 225
Age: 31
Born: 8/3/1977 San Mateo , CA
College: Michigan
Experience: 9th season
High School: Serra HS [San Mateo, CA]
3. Philip Rivers
Height: 6-5
Weight: 228
Age: 26
Born: 12/8/1981 Decatur , AL
College: North Carolina State
Experience: 5th season
High School: Athens HS [AL]
4. Jason Campbell
Height: 6-5
Weight: 231
Age: 26
Born: 12/31/1981 Laurel , MS
College: Auburn
Experience: 4th season
High School: Taylorsville HS [MS]
This is just a brief introduction to our studs of the week. I will be back tomorrow with more informative facts, such as who they are sleeping with, boxers or briefs, who's their favorite character from The Hills, etc. Plus, I will have more pictures to better help you make your decision.
So I lied, big deal
Tuesday 8/26/08
12:45 p.m.
Okay, so I lied before when I said I was going to try to post more often. The fact of the matter is, you can't trust what I say. I have told you the same lie time and time again. Well, I'm done lying to you dear readers. How about this, I'm going to post when I feel like it. If I don't feel like it, I'm not. You can hate me for it or vow to never read my blog again. That's fine. It's your loss. Or maybe it's not. But you'll never know if you don't come back. Ha! See, I've got you now. You'll be sitting their thinking, "Oh my gosh. What if she writes something really funny and informative and I never read it. My life will be over. I will have to move to a remote rain forest somewhere where there is no news or this thing we call the internet. I will be shamed and no one will ever speak to me again." Yeah, I would go with that.
12:45 p.m.
Okay, so I lied before when I said I was going to try to post more often. The fact of the matter is, you can't trust what I say. I have told you the same lie time and time again. Well, I'm done lying to you dear readers. How about this, I'm going to post when I feel like it. If I don't feel like it, I'm not. You can hate me for it or vow to never read my blog again. That's fine. It's your loss. Or maybe it's not. But you'll never know if you don't come back. Ha! See, I've got you now. You'll be sitting their thinking, "Oh my gosh. What if she writes something really funny and informative and I never read it. My life will be over. I will have to move to a remote rain forest somewhere where there is no news or this thing we call the internet. I will be shamed and no one will ever speak to me again." Yeah, I would go with that.
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