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Thomas Edward Brady, Jr.
This hot piece has been widely regarded as one of the best NFL quarterbacks in all of the history of quarterbacks in the universe. Well, maybe just in the last decade or so and only in the US. He's played in 4 Super Bowls, three of which he led his team to victory. He lost last year to the Giants and their little bitch QB, Eli Manning.
(little bitch)
Now, I know some of you are saying, "WHAT? How dare you talk about a Manning like that. Their nuts are made of gold and they can do no wrong." Please. I am from Mississippi and I know that he is a little bitch. I had a friend that dated him back in college where they attended the worst college ever to be built, the University of Mississippi. And no, that isn't Mississippi State. It's Ole Miss. Get it straight. Anyway, the main reason that I say that Eli is a bitch if purely for the fact that he wore cutoff denim short. Cutoff jorts! Bitch? I think so.
(imagine these are cut off at the knee)
Now, back to hot ass...
Sexy pants holds the NFL record for most touchdown passes in a single regular season. He was named as Sports Illustrated's Sportsman of the Year, in 2005, and also helped set the record for the longest consecutive win streak in NFL history with 21 straight wins over two seasons.
In 2004 and 2007, Brady was named "Sportsman of the Year" by The Sporting News. He was also named the 2007 NFL MVP, as well as 2007 Male Athlete of the Year by the Associated Press, the first time he has received that honor, and the first time an NFL player has been honored since Joe Montana won in 1990. So, basically, he's pretty freakin' good.
Okay, enough sports info, let's get to the juice...
Hobbies:
Dating hot chicks
Love Life:
Hot stuff likes his ladies the same. He dated actress (I have no idea what she has done other than play Mr. Big's wife on Sex and the City) Bridget Moynahan from 2004 until late 2006. On February 18, 2007, Moynahan confirmed to People magazine that she was knocked up with a soon to be hot son. Brady and Moynahan ended their relationship sometime in early December 2006, around the time Moynahan became pregnant, leaving the baby to be a bastard child. John Edward Thomas Moynahan (See that's what you get when you ditch your pregnant baby's mama) was born on August 22, 2007 at Saint John's Health Center in Santa Monica.
Oh yeah, he left the knocked up actress that no one knows to be with the hottest supermodel ever - Heidi Klum. I mean Giselle. They're still together, walking around looking hot and whatnot.
Heritage:
Here's a link to his website if you want to see more hotness.
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