11:23 a.m.
I hope no one wore white today. If so, get a blindfold, wrap it around your eyes, have someone lead you into the alley behind your office, home, whatever, place your back against the fence, and wait to be shot.
Who the hell came up with the brilliant idea that you aren't supposed to wear white after Labor Day? Who? I want to know.
What if you're getting married and you're a virgin? What are you supposed to wear then? If you wear an ivory dress or a cream colored dress your loving mommy and daddy are going to think you've been giving it up to every boy on the block. Or what if you're in the Navy? Aren't their uniforms white? What about doctors? Can they not wear a white coat anymore?
Wouldn't it be ironic if the person who thought up this idea passed away after Labor Day and before Easter, and the person who dressed the body dressed them in all white? That's something to think about.
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